gif:

*skypes u but doesn’t talk bc i dont want my family hearing*

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hurrt:

☓ ♡ ☓ ♡

hurrt:

☓ ♡ ☓ ♡

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mapleglowsticks:

thehat2:

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

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this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise

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onlinegf:

srooky????????

onlinegf:

srooky????????

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popunklegend:

EVERYONE I FOLLOW ARE CUTIES AND EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME ARE CUTIES WOW IF UR READING THIS UR A CUTIE WOWOWOW CUTIES

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I can’t help the way I’m feelin’…

I can’t help the way I’m feelin’…

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Straight girls VS gay guys

dylan96cookiez:

jasongaymer:

mapdark:

Straight girls catching their boyfriend jacking off

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Gay guys catching their boyfriends jacking off

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YEP

Something like that.

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opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

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m0rphlne:

geekgirlpenpals:

THIS

I actually had to hold back tears man, woah idk why it hit me the way it dis

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hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

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